Paris Hilton Jokes
Funniest Paris Hilton Jokes (Collection #2)
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Paris Hilton Jokes #51. One day, Paris Hilton decided to go ice fishing. So, she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination, she started to cut a hole in the ice. Suddenly, she heard a booming voice. “There are no fish under the ice.” Suprised, she turned around and saw no one. So she went back to cutting the hole. The booming voice could be heard again, “There are no fish under the ice!” Again, she turned around and saw no one. So she asked, “Is that God?” The booming voice replied, “No this is the Ice Rink Manager, and you’re going to have to pay for those holes, you effin biatch!”
Paris Hilton Jokes #52. Paris Hilton’s Med-School Dictionary
Paris Hilton wanted to go to med-school to prove to everyone that she was smart. Unfortunately, there were many medical terms that were too confusing for her:
Medical Term - What Paris Thought
———— ——————
Artery — Study of paintings
Bacteria — Back door of cafeteria
Barium — What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section — District in Rome
Cat scan — Searching for kitty
Cauterize — Made eye contact with her
Colic — Sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark
Congenital — Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Diarrhea — Journal of daily events
Dilate — To live long
Enema — Not a friend
Fester — Quicker
Fibula — A small lie
G.I. Series — Soldiers’ ball game
Grippe — Suitcase
Hangnail — Coathook
Impotent — Distinguished, well known
Intense pain — Torture in a teepee
Labor pain — Got hurt at work
Medical staff — Doctor’s cane
Morbid — Higher offer
Nitrate — Cheaper than day rate
Node — Was aware of
Outpatient — Person who had fainted
Pelvis — Cousin of Elvis
Post operative — Letter carrier
Protein — Favoring young people
Rectum — It almost killed him
Recovery room — Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic — Amorous
Scar — Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion — Hiding anything
Seizure — Roman emperor
Serology — Study of knighthood
Tablet — Small table
Terminal illness — Sickness at airport
Tibia — Country in North Africa
Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — Opposite of “you’re out”
Varicose — Located nearby
Vein — Conceited
Paris Hilton Jokes #53. Paris Hilton and her equally clueless friend decide to go to the dog pound and each get a puppy. After arriving home, Paris says to her friend, “How are we going to tell them apart?” Her friend replied, “I know, I’ll give my puppy a red bow, and you can give your puppy a blue one.” The next day, Paris comes back and says, “Oh no, I can’t tell them apart! They ripped the bows off when they were playing!” Her friend says, “I know, I’ll give my puppy a red collar, and you give yours a blue one.” The next day, Paris returns. “Oh no, they’ve taken their collars off while playing. I can’t tell them apart!” Her friend says, “I know. Why don’t I take the black puppy, and you take the white one?”
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