Good One Line Jokes

Funniest Good One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Good One Line Jokes #1. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

Good One Line Jokes #2. If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?

Good One Line Jokes #3. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

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One Line Sex Jokes

Funniest One Line Sex Jokes (Collection #1)

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One Line Sex Jokes #1. A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

One Line Sex Jokes #2. I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

One Line Sex Jokes #3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.99 a minute.

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Great One Line Jokes

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Great One Line Jokes #1. Why should you treat your kids well? They will pick out your nursing home someday!

Great One Line Jokes #2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Great One Line Jokes #3. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Because, even back then, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

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One Line Dirty Jokes

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One Line Dirty Jokes #1. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

One Line Dirty Jokes #2. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t? A navel.

One Line Dirty Jokes #3. What’s the definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.

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One Line Jokes Funny

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One Line Jokes Funny #1. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.

One Line Jokes Funny #2. Women should not have children after 35. Really …, 35 children are enough.

One Line Jokes Funny #3. Friction is a drag.

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One Line Funny Jokes

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One Line Funny Jokes #1. People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

One Line Funny Jokes #2. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘terminal’?

One Line Funny Jokes #3. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

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Jokes One Line

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Jokes One Line #1. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Jokes One Line #2. Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

Jokes One Line #3. My job is secure. No one else wants it.

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Paris Hilton Jokes

Funniest Paris Hilton Jokes (Collection #1)

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Note: This list was sent in by an anonymous reader of our site who says, “These jokes are essentially ‘dumb blonde jokes’ but we know that not all blondes are dumb. However, Paris Hilton sure seems to be. So we just replaced her name into the jokes. And it actually made lots of sense LOL! Enjoy!”

“Be sure to add your own Paris Hilton jokes …” at the bottom

Paris Hilton Jokes #1. Want to know a Paris Hilton joke? Look at her nose -now THAT’S a joke!!

Paris Hilton Jokes #2. Paris Hilton looked at her driver’s license and got depressed when she saw that she got an “F” in sex. (F = Female)

Paris Hilton Jokes #3. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are catching up after having not seen each other for a long while, when Britney says to Paris, “Did you know that I’m married to Kevin now?”

Paris replies, “Really? No, I didn’t know that, but I used to date him. Isn’t he the one who had the really bad dandruff?”

“Yeah,” answered Britney, “but I fixed that, I gave him some Head & Shoulders.” Paris looks really confused and after a few moments asks, “How do you give head and shoulders?”

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