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August 24th, 2008 15:38
Blondie Deaf Joke
So, a deaf chick goes to a fish market to get a mackerel. When she gets to the counter she says in her best English: fide pond makral plase. The man behind the counter is clueless and politely asks for the order again. The deaf chick responds: Fivde Poond Markel!! The blonde quickly sees that this has gotten nowhere so she rubs her hand in her crotch and slaps in on the guys face. The man behind the counter yells, “Wholly Mackerel!” The Blonde quickly yelled: Yaa Fiv Pound!! =)