Good One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Good One Line Jokes

Funniest Good One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Good One Line Jokes #1. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

Good One Line Jokes #2. If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?

Good One Line Jokes #3. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

Good One Line Jokes #4. Early to bed, early to rise, makes people suspicious.

Good One Line Jokes #5. The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Good One Line Jokes #6. No one ever says, “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.

Good One Line Jokes #7. With a calendar, your days are numbered.

Good One Line Jokes #8. What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts.

Good One Line Jokes #9. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

Good One Line Jokes #10. What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein.
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