Great One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Great One Line Jokes

Funniest Great One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Great One Line Jokes #1. Why should you treat your kids well? They will pick out your nursing home someday!

Great One Line Jokes #2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Great One Line Jokes #3. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Because, even back then, men wouldn’t stop to ask for directions.

Great One Line Jokes #4. If all is not lost, where is it?

Great One Line Jokes #5. A fool is a 33 story window-washer who steps back to admire his work.

Great One Line Jokes #6. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with.

Great One Line Jokes #7. How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray.

Great One Line Jokes #8. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Great One Line Jokes #9. What key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey.

Great One Line Jokes #10. What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO. A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT.
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