Clean One Line Jokes

Funniest Clean One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Clean One Line Jokes #1. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?

Clean One Line Jokes #2. On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was …, surrounded by trees and bushes.

Clean One Line Jokes #3. It is bad luck to be superstitious.

Clean One Line Jokes #4. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

Clean One Line Jokes #5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Clean One Line Jokes #6. The fastest way to find something you’ve lost is to replace it.

Clean One Line Jokes #7. How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?

Clean One Line Jokes #8. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired. (Too tired.)

Clean One Line Jokes #9. What lies shivering on the seabed? A nervous wreck.

Clean One Line Jokes #10. A Committee is a group of people who, individually, can do nothing, but as a group, decide that nothing can be done.
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