The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn’t care what happens to it.

The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.

So, a deaf chick goes to a fish market to get a mackerel. When she gets to the counter she says in her best English: fide pond makral plase. The man behind the counter is clueless and politely asks for the order again. The deaf chick responds: Fivde Poond Markel!! The blonde quickly sees that this has gotten nowhere so she rubs her hand in her crotch and slaps in on the guys face. The man behind the counter yells, “Wholly Mackerel!” The Blonde quickly yelled: Yaa Fiv Pound!! =)