Funniest Dirty One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Dirty One Line Jokes

Funniest Dirty One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Dirty One Line Jokes #1. What do you call a virgin from Osama bin Laden’s country, Afghanistan? Never bin Laid On.

Dirty One Line Jokes #2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?”

Dirty One Line Jokes #3. How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Dirty One Line Jokes #4. If a firefighter’s business can go up in smoke, and a plumber’s business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Dirty One Line Jokes #5. How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Dirty One Line Jokes #6. Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.

Dirty One Line Jokes #7. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years, your job still sucks.

Dirty One Line Jokes #8. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Dirty One Line Jokes #9. Wow, that’s a nice set of legs. What time do they open?

Dirty One Line Jokes #10. Women are like phones. We like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected!
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