One Line Dirty Jokes (Collection #1)

One Line Dirty Jokes

Funniest One Line Dirty Jokes (Collection #1)

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One Line Dirty Jokes #1. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard.

One Line Dirty Jokes #2. What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t? A navel.

One Line Dirty Jokes #3. What’s the definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.

One Line Dirty Jokes #4. Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men? It works by changing your blood type!

One Line Dirty Jokes #5. Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).

One Line Dirty Jokes #6. What is the difference between broccoli and snot? You can’t make kids eat broccoli.

One Line Dirty Jokes #7. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

One Line Dirty Jokes #8. Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

One Line Dirty Jokes #9. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

One Line Dirty Jokes #10. What is the difference between a virgin and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
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