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Download One Line Jokes #1. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? “Do you believe in people?”

Download One Line Jokes #2. Police were called to a daycare where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest.

Download One Line Jokes #3. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A cereal killer.

Download One Line Jokes #4. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right, now.

Download One Line Jokes #5. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re so wrapped up in themselves.

Download One Line Jokes #6. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Download One Line Jokes #7. What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.

Download One Line Jokes #8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Download One Line Jokes #9. Old Man: I’ve finally got my head together. Unfortunately, now my body is falling apart.

Download One Line Jokes #10. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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