Free One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

Free One Line Jokes

Funniest Free One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Free One Line Jokes #1. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Free One Line Jokes #2. I’m in shape. Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

Free One Line Jokes #3. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Free One Line Jokes #4. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station ….

Free One Line Jokes #5. If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Silverware.

Free One Line Jokes #6. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.

Free One Line Jokes #7. What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

Free One Line Jokes #8. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

Free One Line Jokes #9. What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.

Free One Line Jokes #10. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly …, well, enough about ME! How are you?
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