Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Funniest One Line Jokes

Funniest Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funniest One Line Jokes #1. What do you call a stupid ninja? A ninjacompoop!

Funniest One Line Jokes #2. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

Funniest One Line Jokes #3. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Funniest One Line Jokes #4. We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

Funniest One Line Jokes #5. Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

Funniest One Line Jokes #6. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

Funniest One Line Jokes #7. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Funniest One Line Jokes #8. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.

Funniest One Line Jokes #9. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

Funniest One Line Jokes #10. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
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