Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

Funniest One Line Jokes

Funniest Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Funniest One Line Jokes #1. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

Funniest One Line Jokes #2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Funniest One Line Jokes #3. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Funniest One Line Jokes #4. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you a flat miner. (A-Flat minor.)

Funniest One Line Jokes #5. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

Funniest One Line Jokes #6. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Big holes all over Australia!

Funniest One Line Jokes #7. How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Funniest One Line Jokes #8. How is it possible to have a civil war?

Funniest One Line Jokes #9. Future aircraft will be piloted by a man and a dog. The man is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to keep the man from touching the controls.

Funniest One Line Jokes #10. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
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