Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Funny One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funny One Line Jokes #1. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Funny One Line Jokes #2. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Funny One Line Jokes #3. What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure.

Funny One Line Jokes #4. Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath.

Funny One Line Jokes #5. Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.

Funny One Line Jokes #6. How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance.

Funny One Line Jokes #7. What clothes does a house wear? Address.

Funny One Line Jokes #8. When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Funny One Line Jokes #9. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Funny One Line Jokes #10. Acupuncture: A jab well done.
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