Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

Funny One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Funny One Line Jokes #1. A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.

Funny One Line Jokes #2. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Funny One Line Jokes #3. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

Funny One Line Jokes #4. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Funny One Line Jokes #5. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Funny One Line Jokes #6. Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.

Funny One Line Jokes #7. “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.” (Groucho Marx)

Funny One Line Jokes #8. Two parrots on a perch. One says, “Can you smell fish?

Funny One Line Jokes #9. What do you call a guy who’s born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.

Funny One Line Jokes #10. What do you call a calf after it’s six months old? Seven months old.
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