Funny Quick One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

Funny Quick One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny Quick One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funny Quick One Line Jokes #1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #2. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #3. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #4. A backward poet writes inverse.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #5. I have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do you want fries with that?

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #6. A calendar’s days are numbered.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #7. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #8. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #9. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there!” (Will Rogers)

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #10. “I used to be Snow White … but I drifted.” (Mae West)
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