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Funniest One Line Funny Jokes (Collection #1)

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One Line Funny Jokes #1. People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

One Line Funny Jokes #2. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘terminal’?

One Line Funny Jokes #3. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

One Line Funny Jokes #4. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

One Line Funny Jokes #5. Don’t judge a book by its movie.

One Line Funny Jokes #6. What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

One Line Funny Jokes #7. I don’t have a big ego. I’m way too cool for that.

One Line Funny Jokes #8. What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.

One Line Funny Jokes #9. What clothes does a house wear? Address.

One Line Funny Jokes #10. What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.
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