One Line Jokes Funny (Collection #1)

One Line Jokes Funny

Funniest One Line Jokes Funny (Collection #1)

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One Line Jokes Funny #1. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.

One Line Jokes Funny #2. Women should not have children after 35. Really …, 35 children are enough.

One Line Jokes Funny #3. Friction is a drag.

One Line Jokes Funny #4. I have learned there is little difference in husbands, you might as well keep the first.

One Line Jokes Funny #5. Bad spellers of the world untie.

One Line Jokes Funny #6. Regular naps prevent old age …, especially if you take them while driving.

One Line Jokes Funny #7. What did the necktie say to the hat? You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.

One Line Jokes Funny #8. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? It’s time to go to sweep.

One Line Jokes Funny #9. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.

One Line Jokes Funny #10. What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.
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