Marine Jokes One Liners

Have You Ever Had a Root Canal?

There are few things worse to anticipate than the dentist. Once when I was a kid, my mother sent me to the dentist alone. Big mistake. I never went. I trembled like a rat in a store front two blocks away as the appointment passed. I couldn’t make those final steps into his dreaded presence. A dentist can make the mightiest of men wonder why they have even been born. On the other hand, there are people out there who handle a dentist like a horse tail flicking away a fly. They are oblivious to fillings, crowns, extractions, and root canals even without a drop of Novocain. They can fall fast sleep in the chair like Rip Van Winkle as if they were nestled in the bosom of Count Dracula himself. Others grab the chair arms in a death grip with dilated eyes and soaring blood pressure as they gaze around at the lights, hoses, needles, and drills like they were sitting in a medieval Counter-Reformation torture chamber trying to think of something to recant that would get them out of this inevitable horror about to descend upon them. One of the things I have noticed about myself as soon as I step into the dentist’s lair is that I suddenly become as if I were introduced on stage at a comedy club. Looking for emotional relief, I start cracking jokes and making humor with the receptionist, the nurses, the dentist, and the glum patients sitting with me in the dock. It starts the minute I open the door of

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