Short Dirty Christmas Jokes

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GGS, SWAYAS –“He who constantly keeps in mind Intent upon Ever Awake Living Light of Consciousness And never swerves from the thought of One God; And he who is adorned with full faith in Him And is wholly steeped in the Love of the Lord, And even by mistake never puts his faith in fasting Or in worship of tombs, sepulcher or crematoriums, Caring not for pilgrimages, alms, charities, Penances or austerities; Or anything else but devotion to One God; And in whose heart and soul the Divine Light Shines forth as the full moon He is known as Khalsa, the purest of the pure.” GHULAM RASOOL PADROO –“How can I not recognise my son? I can recognize even his bone. Here, it is his entire body.”     GIACOMO CASANOVA –“The reader of these memoirs will discover that I never had any fixed aim before my eyes, and that my system… has been to glide away unconcernedly on the stream of life.”   GIACOMO LEOPARDI –“No human trait deserves less tolerance in everyday life, and gets, less, than intolerance.”         GIL ATKINSON –“The great companies and teams are those that celebrate the differences. They seek harmony not uniformity. They hire talent not colon. They strive for oneness not sameness.”    GIL ATKINSON –“You are one of a kind; therefore, no one can

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