One Line Jokes

Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

(Get Paid $1,000 For The Funniest Joke You’ve Ever Heard)

One Line Jokes #1. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

One Line Jokes #2. Borrow money from a pessimist -they don’t expect it back.

One Line Jokes #3. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I love ewe!

One Line Jokes #4. What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something!

One Line Jokes #5. How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.

One Line Jokes #6. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.

One Line Jokes #7. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

One Line Jokes #8. Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other, “Funny, I smell carrots, too."

One Line Jokes #9. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

One Line Jokes #10. What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo-bee!
.
.
If you have an even funnier One Line Joke, or whatever kind of joke, please post it below and make the many readers of this blog "LMAO!!!"

Thanks for visiting our site. In appreciation, here are some FunnyOneLineJokes.com FREE Gifts for you.

A few interesting things from the sponsors:

-"Download Movies Straight To Your iPod! 100,000+ iPod Movies, TV Shows, Sports, Anime, Cartoons, And More."

-"Want To Download Full Length DVD Movies? Movie Downloads Online: Burn Movies To Disc, Watch On PC, TV, Or iPod."

-"Download TV Shows Online! Unlimited Full TV Show Downloads. Download Classic And Current Shows."

-"Burn The Fat: Eat More, Burn More. Secrets Of Top Fitness Models Revealed."

-"Chronic Acne Sufferer Finds A Scientifically Proven Way To Permanently Clear Skin In Just Three Days, And Finally Reveals The Unbelievably Easy, Step-By-Step Actions You Could Already Be Taking To Look Better, Feel Better, And Have A Renewed Sense Of Self-Esteem!"

-"How To Develop The Power Of Mind Control Over Others."

-"How You Can Do The Exact Same Tricks As Criss Angel And David Blaine. Master Mentalism, And Perform Jaw-Dropping Magic."

-"Art Of Seduction: How To Pick-Up Beautiful Women So Easily, And So Fast, You’ll Have THREE Dates By The End Of This Weekend. (This is the only dating and pick-up guide written by a WOMAN for men.)"

-"Secrets To Insane Muscle Gain: No Nonsense Muscle-Building. Internet’s Top Rated Muscle Gain System."

Back to regularly scheduled programming -Funny, Crazy, Outrageous Videos:

Thank you for visiting and contributing to our blog on One Line Jokes.

Popularity: 19% [?]

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

Tags: One Line Jokes

Technorati Tags: One Line Jokes

Share This  |  Email It  |  Print It  |  Subscribe to It!
This entry was posted on Sunday, February 24th, 2008 at 2:13 am and is filed under One Line Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.