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Funniest Jokes One Line (Collection #1)

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Jokes One Line #1. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Jokes One Line #2. Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

Jokes One Line #3. My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Jokes One Line #4. Home is where you can say anything you like, ’cause nobody listens to you anyway.

Jokes One Line #5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Jokes One Line #6. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

Jokes One Line #7. Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking.

Jokes One Line #8. What bird can lift the most? A crane.

Jokes One Line #9. How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!

Jokes One Line #10. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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