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Funniest Jokes One Line (Collection #2)

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Jokes One Line #1. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Jokes One Line #2. VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

Jokes One Line #3. If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.

Jokes One Line #4. Why do people seem to read the Bible more as they get older? Because they’re cramming for their finals.

Jokes One Line #5. A will is a dead giveaway.

Jokes One Line #6. Clones are people two.

Jokes One Line #7. I gave my son a hint. On his room door, I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18.

Jokes One Line #8. On a recent date, a guy took me horseback riding. That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters.

Jokes One Line #9. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Jokes One Line #10. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
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