One Line Sex Jokes

Funniest One Line Sex Jokes (Collection #1)

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One Line Sex Jokes #1. A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

One Line Sex Jokes #2. I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

One Line Sex Jokes #3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.99 a minute.

One Line Sex Jokes #4. WARNING! THE CHLAMYDIA YOU GOT IN VEGAS WILL NOT ACTUALLY STAY IN VEGAS.

One Line Sex Jokes #5. I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

One Line Sex Jokes #6. For my next magic trick, I’ll need a condom and a volunteer.

One Line Sex Jokes #7. I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back …! Nice ass.

One Line Sex Jokes #8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

One Line Sex Jokes #9. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

One Line Sex Jokes #10. Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny. It feels great, but for heaven’s sake, don’t look down.
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