Stupid One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

Stupid One Line Jokes

Funniest Stupid One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Stupid One Line Jokes #1. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Stupid One Line Jokes #2. Travel is very educational. I can now say “Kaopectate” in seven different languages.

Stupid One Line Jokes #3. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Stupid One Line Jokes #4. Things are more like they used to be than they are now.

Stupid One Line Jokes #5. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

Stupid One Line Jokes #6. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.

Stupid One Line Jokes #7. What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Casketball.

Stupid One Line Jokes #8. What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries.

Stupid One Line Jokes #9. Why are they called “hemorrhoids”. They should be called “asteroids”?

Stupid One Line Jokes #10. Money is the root of all wealth.
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