Funny Quick One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny Quick One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funny Quick One Line Jokes #1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #2. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #3. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

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Funniest One Line Jokes

Funniest Funniest One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Funniest One Line Jokes #1. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.

Funniest One Line Jokes #2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Funniest One Line Jokes #3. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

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Funny One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Funny One Line Jokes #1. A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.

Funny One Line Jokes #2. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Funny One Line Jokes #3. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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One Line Jokes Funny #1. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.

One Line Jokes Funny #2. Women should not have children after 35. Really …, 35 children are enough.

One Line Jokes Funny #3. Friction is a drag.

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Funniest One Line Funny Jokes (Collection #1)

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One Line Funny Jokes #1. People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glasses.

One Line Funny Jokes #2. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the ‘terminal’?

One Line Funny Jokes #3. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

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Funny One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funny One Line Jokes #1. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Funny One Line Jokes #2. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Funny One Line Jokes #3. What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure.

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