Funny Quick One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny Quick One Line Jokes (Collection #1)

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Funny Quick One Line Jokes #1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #2. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

Funny Quick One Line Jokes #3. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

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Funny One Line Jokes

Funniest Funny One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Funny One Line Jokes #1. A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.

Funny One Line Jokes #2. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Funny One Line Jokes #3. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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Stupid One Line Jokes

Funniest Stupid One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Stupid One Line Jokes #1. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Stupid One Line Jokes #2. Travel is very educational. I can now say “Kaopectate” in seven different languages.

Stupid One Line Jokes #3. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

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Free One Line Jokes

Funniest Free One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Free One Line Jokes #1. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Free One Line Jokes #2. I’m in shape. Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

Free One Line Jokes #3. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

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Clean One Line Jokes

Funniest Clean One Line Jokes (Collection #2)

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Clean One Line Jokes #1. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”?

Clean One Line Jokes #2. On my first day of school, my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was …, surrounded by trees and bushes.

Clean One Line Jokes #3. It is bad luck to be superstitious.

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